How I feel today

The silicon chip inside her head



Gets switched to overload


And nobody’s gonna go to school today


She’s gonna make them stay at home


And daddy doesn’t understand it


He always said she was good as gold


And he can see no reasons


'Cos there are no reasons


What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?






Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


I wanna shoo-oo-woo-woo-woo-oot the whole day down






The Telex machine is kept so clean


And it types to a waiting world


And mother feels so shocked


Father’s world is rocked


And their thoughts turn to their own little girl


Sweet 16 ain’t that peachy keen


Now that ain’t so neat to admit defeat


They can see no reasons


'Cuz there are no reasons


What reasons do you need?


Oh Oh oh whoa whoa






Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-oot


The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down






And all the playing's stopped in the playground now


She wants to play with the toys a while


And school's out early and soon we'll be learning


And the lesson today is how to die


And then the bullhorn crackles


And the captain tackles


(With the problems of the how's and why's)


And he can see no reasons


'Cos there are no reasons


What reason do you need to die, die?


Oh Oh Oh






Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like


I don’t like (Tell me why)


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don’t like


I don’t like (Tell me why)


I don’t like Mondays


Tell me why


I don't like Mondays


I wanna shoo-oo-oo-woo-woo-woot the whole day down


 
The Boomtown rats - 1979
(I had the single, but it got knicked at a party)